27 Dresses

27 Dresses: Or how to make a dull romantic comedy 101. I am shocked that they did not have a warning before the movie informing the viewers that no actual writers were used to make this feature film. Instead, the filmmakers opted to follow all of the clichés and depict the shallow character traits from past crappy films of the same nature. Katherine Heigl stars as Jane, a woman who has been a bridesmaid 27 times all the while dreaming of her own perfect wedding. During this time she is infatuated with her boss (Ed Burns) who asks her to do everything for him including pick-up his dry cleaning. Of course the boss falls in love with someone close to Jane (in this case her sister) which devastates her. Don’t worry though, by the end of the film Jane has an epiphany and realizes that she is actually in love with someone else. With a title like “27 Dresses” you are damn sure to get a video montage of Jane wearing each and every dress (this happens around the 53 minute mark), unfortunately that was only the halfway point of the film.

“Kick it to the Floor”

Queue Rating { 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 }